You will be hearing more about this, no doubt. But right now I'm marveling at this text exchange I saw between Laura and her friend. (Laura's iMessages come to my phone.)
You see, Laura has this little boyfriend, in the middle school sense of he's some boy who said, "Will you go with me?" And she was like, "Okay," even though they don't go anywhere. And they don't sit together in class because they have assigned seats. She goes, "We talk by shouting across the room." Sweet!
So her gal pal is texting her asking for this boy's number, because apparently Laura has spread the word that "it isn't working out," and in her text Laura is like, "Do you like him? You should go out!" And the girl goes, "I do like him," and Laura's all, "Can I tell him??" And the girl says, "Sure okay!" And just like that she's passed him to her friend, and I didn't even know she knew how to do that. We're not in Kansas anymore.
Right now my dad is combing the tangles out of Laura's hair. They teased it horribly for the show tonight. Because trees need really really big hair. More tomorrow.