Today I did the following things for the first time in a month:
1. Put on a bra. I know that may seem amazing, but really I just haven't wanted any part of the bra situation.
2. Put on eye makeup.
The thing is, apparently it takes one month for me to forget how to apply eye makeup. Over thirty years to finally learn and then one month to forget. I had to settle for a drowsy raccoon look.
I had not forgotten about the bra.