"I gotta find the pool where all the hot girls hang out."
So much to learn.
And later, a much younger teen boy, to a girl swimming by him:
Boy: Hey, are you Ashley?
Boy: Darn it!
Thank goodness I have already reproduced, because Lord, humans and their mating behaviors. Exhausting.
(Someone's been watching "This Emotional Life" on PBS.)
Now I've arrived at the stage of life where I am officially invisible to young men at the pool. But I find that, for the first time ever, I finally own enough beach towels. Passages, people.