Laura: You know why I don't like the color red?
Me: No, why?
Laura: Because it attracts bulls.
So, Reader, as Valentine's Day approaches, be on the lookout.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
I Had Not Considered That
Laura and I were debating her wardrobe choices for today. I was trying to steer her towards Valentine-themed apparel, because Gymboree, Inc. has put a chip in my brain, and I just respond to their instructions. Laura was was resisting.
Laura: You know why I don't like the color red?
Me: No, why?
Laura: Because it attracts bulls.
So, Reader, as Valentine's Day approaches, be on the lookout.
Laura: You know why I don't like the color red?
Me: No, why?
Laura: Because it attracts bulls.
So, Reader, as Valentine's Day approaches, be on the lookout.
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Oh No! What ever will she do? Tomorrow is go red for women day.
LOL
lol! You have to be careful with that. They're lurking around every corner, waiting for unsuspecting little girls wearing red...
And I just bought some new red pants today...
Hilarious! Well, I guess you never know when one of your neighbors will start keeping bulls, I guess.
Is it "bull" or "bulls"?
So funny to see bulls linked with wearing red, because the first time i saw a billboard that said "go red for women," I read it "GORED for women."
Is "love hurts" the theme this Valentines Day?
I'm surprised and delighted to see that kids still have valuable, commonsense knowledge.
That is so funny!!
Words to live by!
Well, duh, why do we not think of these things! She is hilarious.
Hysterical. A blooming matardoress.
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