tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post8619514628751594761..comments2023-10-07T03:12:02.883-04:00Comments on Suburban Matron: You Mean, Like, Fudge?Beckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-82612930138117130722012-12-01T06:35:54.868-05:002012-12-01T06:35:54.868-05:00The "f-word" was a big no-no in our hous...The "f-word" was a big no-no in our house too. To this day I cringe when I hear it, and I never use it. But I have zero qualms about using the word "fuck"....assuming my mother isn't in the room. I still feel the need to protect her from crass language to some extent.Charityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06783226828016173241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-31308433894596021682012-12-01T06:34:23.588-05:002012-12-01T06:34:23.588-05:00The "f-word" was a big no-no in our hous...The "f-word" was a big no-no in our house too. To this day I cringe when I hear it, and I never use it. But I have zero qualms about using the word "fuck"....assuming my mother isn't in the room. I still feel the need to protect her from crass language to some extent.Charityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06783226828016173241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-13740315835533417452011-12-02T01:04:01.392-05:002011-12-02T01:04:01.392-05:00I guess what strikes me abt this story is how inap...I guess what strikes me abt this story is how inappropriate it is for her to use the B-word. WTF pearl-clutcher, tattletale paragon of what is right using yr Christian name? No! She's boring. <br /><br />Also, I agree w yr mom: tattling on a child? She <i>is</i> the teacher, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-14672647263209170012011-11-30T00:35:51.956-05:002011-11-30T00:35:51.956-05:00These comments are futting awesome.
My oldest dau...These comments are futting awesome.<br /><br />My oldest daughter, as a 3 year old, was wont to say "manit!" when frustrated. Apparently she overheard SOMEONE (I can't imagine who) say "dammit" enough to incorporate her own version into her daily life.<br /><br />Once my dad--a very upstanding, impossibly righteous (to my teenaged perspective) man--told me he would rather hear me say "fuck" than "oh my God." My mind was boggled (although now I frequently do say "fuck" but generally manage to keep from taking the Lord's name in vain).<br /><br />We went a long time without crude words in our house, but I've lost the battle on "wiener" and "booty." (My current 3 year old laughs hysterically whenever we encounter pirates' booty in a bedtime story.) But thankfully "shut up" and "stupid" are seldom heard.AlGalMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10079585115981856591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-7040208200666292912011-11-29T23:22:31.132-05:002011-11-29T23:22:31.132-05:00Oh geez, Christian. If that had been the f word, I...Oh geez, Christian. If that had been the f word, I would have lost my shizz. He's never heard that word though, YET.<br /><br />I love hearing what words were verboten in y'all's households. Nina, I like "trump"! Our "polite" words for fart are poot and toot. <br /><br />I love the "whatthefuck" scene. So hard not to laugh in these parenting moments. Fartface! Futt!<br /><br />Actually, that reminds me that Matt's grandmother, his genteel Nana, when she really needed to swear, would let loose with, "Oh foot!"<br /><br />Dad, your comment is rich and I'll leave it at that.Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-3112889178909864012011-11-29T22:25:31.896-05:002011-11-29T22:25:31.896-05:00I vividly remember the hot shame of getting into t...I vividly remember the hot shame of getting into trouble for use the word "fart" in pre-kindergarten. However, Mrs. Collier saw no reason involve my mother. <br /><br />On the bright side, perhaps this is a testament to how orderly Hank's class is. The teachers have nothing better to worry about.<br /><br />On the brighter side, I initially thought Hank said "fag" in class, and while I'll take "fuck" over "fart too, it's probably better that "faggot" is off the table for now.Christianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13500400210392136373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-21942432862373854032011-11-29T20:54:51.882-05:002011-11-29T20:54:51.882-05:00OK, I think this must be one of those US/UK transl...OK, I think this must be one of those US/UK translation issues. (Possibly UK English is generally more profane...) "Fart" means the same thing here but I can't imagine any teacher objecting to its occasional use enough to tell a parent! Perhaps Hank would like to substitute "trump" or "pump" instead? My sister and I always found those words particularly hysterical. And in case you think I just have very sweary parents, "stupid" and "shut up" were unacceptable in our house up to the age of about 15, and only recently has my mum started saying "shit" in front of us (I'm 31).Ninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11434203006496814327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-70316630870151038702011-11-29T20:10:42.014-05:002011-11-29T20:10:42.014-05:00This post - and comments - are hysterical.
I als...This post - and comments - are hysterical. <br /><br />I also grew up in a household where the word 'fart' was verboten, but in recent years my mother has become quite the free spirit and it delights me endlessly to hear her (infrequently and at well-chosen moments) use either f-word.<br /><br />Incidentally, it was also off-limits to say 'shut up' (to anyone for any reason) and remains so to this day.puncturedbicyclehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02385327262924555830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-62951497321899945792011-11-29T19:53:39.973-05:002011-11-29T19:53:39.973-05:00Amy, I'm gratified to hear that you remember a...Amy, I'm gratified to hear that you remember and were influenced by our language preferences. We weren't sure that our parenting had any effect at all.Camp Papahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03918758148818443535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-22583358323222405152011-11-29T19:40:30.791-05:002011-11-29T19:40:30.791-05:00I'm glad I'm not the only one who's ha...I'm glad I'm not the only one who's had this 'lecture'. I *totally* assumed my kid said 'fuck', because he has laid that one on me before. But apparently he knows word-appropriateness better than I gave him credit for.<br /><br />On a related note, I am really going to miss your daily posts when December hits.Keelyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06323783519078200647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-83955460230752741952011-11-29T17:28:50.258-05:002011-11-29T17:28:50.258-05:00I know, Meg! Me too! I feel so dirty.I know, Meg! Me too! I feel so dirty.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07969357513275063157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-30530557687926657012011-11-29T16:53:14.371-05:002011-11-29T16:53:14.371-05:00I began laughing and have never stopped at your co...I began laughing and have never stopped at your comment to Amy about her "pearl clutcher" comment. Although, the entire post was priceless.Meghanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14473089111839212328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-73779132389048724882011-11-29T10:37:51.223-05:002011-11-29T10:37:51.223-05:00This exact story lives in infamy in my husband'...This exact story lives in infamy in my husband's family--<br /><br />His sister Ashley has always been very very very good...she loves rules and order and the rightness of things and has apparently been this way since she arrived on earth. BUT. Their mother did get called to the principal's office when Ashley was in kindergarten because Ashley had used the 'f word'. Unfortunately, unlike your kind teacher, Ashley's teacher never clarified which F word was used and so her mom left the meeting wondering where her daughter might have learned such a thing (unlike me...there will be no wondering when we hit this milestone with our son). Upon asking Ashley where she learned <i>that</i> word, she looked up at her mother and said, "I just called him a fartface, mama."<br /><br />And indeed Fartface is an F word, and pretty inappropriate, but oh my, I love what children say.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-4458811621453038922011-11-29T10:24:46.127-05:002011-11-29T10:24:46.127-05:00Recently my preschooler was playing in our living ...Recently my preschooler was playing in our living room and I overheard her say 'shit.' I asked her if she knew what it meant, and she said, "Yes, it's when you put a blanket on your head, and you crawl around the room, and you say 'shit shit shit.'"<br /><br />I've since tried it, and I must report the swear-crawling to be very therapeutic.Justinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03807946719626251318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-89269656985934498472011-11-29T09:23:39.442-05:002011-11-29T09:23:39.442-05:00My brother and his six-year-old son were driving t...My brother and his six-year-old son were driving to school recently when his son turned to him and asked, "Dad, is whathefuck" a real word?"<br /><br />I guess some of his classmates have rather interesting families.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15704809336366622188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-46449243601051592912011-11-29T06:48:51.891-05:002011-11-29T06:48:51.891-05:00I would have loved to have seen what happened if M...I would have loved to have seen what happened if Matt picked up Hank that day!<br />Oh, and I'd prefer hearing the word fart at my house over hearing the actual event itself on a daily basis.Michele Rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17030846420862437581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-8183036770165979952011-11-29T06:30:07.107-05:002011-11-29T06:30:07.107-05:00Phuck.Phuck.Hootiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04400434356203181107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-13349346683959250192011-11-29T06:28:22.739-05:002011-11-29T06:28:22.739-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Brenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01932160046847458948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-53552648321152809962011-11-29T00:01:06.228-05:002011-11-29T00:01:06.228-05:00It truly does, Mom. But wait, what IS the p word?It truly does, Mom. But wait, what IS the p word?Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-49626196078044678772011-11-28T23:59:23.338-05:002011-11-28T23:59:23.338-05:00Bless Hank's little heart! They tattle too muc...Bless Hank's little heart! They tattle too much on the boy! Do they not ignore anything? I have always cringed at the f word and the p word. But , strangely, the s word can be very satisfying. Go figure. Language divides and joins us, huh?delainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01519073646760104147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-62122292942385486082011-11-28T23:00:42.638-05:002011-11-28T23:00:42.638-05:00I agree, Elizabeth. I enjoy these things so much.
...I agree, Elizabeth. I enjoy these things so much.<br /><br />Futt! Futt the futtheads! That is my new favorite swear word. <br /><br />Amy, "pearl clutcher" sounds more vulgar than anything we've said here.Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-30676837959984429422011-11-28T22:26:34.118-05:002011-11-28T22:26:34.118-05:00This is one of those things that makes us all blis...This is one of those things that makes us all blissful to be mothers. I've had similar experiences, and really -- I love them.Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03313726816776097840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-63104148583229465192011-11-28T22:24:55.321-05:002011-11-28T22:24:55.321-05:00I love Matt's comment ... and I am waiting for...I love Matt's comment ... and I am waiting for Hank to recall the part of the conversation where she said, "no no that one ..." and ask you, "what is the other f-word?" When Annabelle was in second grade she came home asking what was the f-word, because it got somebody expelled. I said, well, if it got somebody expelled we probably don't need to know it. Several months later she came home and helpfully said, mom, I found out what the f-word is -- it's futt, and I think it is spelled with two t's, you know, like butt??Lisa Lilienthalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03152500885897993371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-6709072373939290682011-11-28T21:34:54.140-05:002011-11-28T21:34:54.140-05:00Oh, and call me a pearl clutcher if you must, but ...Oh, and call me a pearl clutcher if you must, but as crude as the word is, I would still rather them say fart than...you know. ;) Lawdy mercy!<br /><br />Oh and I love Matt's comment.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07969357513275063157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-53621907456776304552011-11-28T21:33:58.557-05:002011-11-28T21:33:58.557-05:00Amy, I know, mom and dad always thought it was jus...Amy, I know, mom and dad always thought it was just vulgar, totally off-limits, and that is deeply ingrained in me. Same with turd.Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.com