tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post8607967110333184770..comments2023-10-07T03:12:02.883-04:00Comments on Suburban Matron: Well, NevermindBeckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-56624610746453645942009-07-24T14:12:51.882-04:002009-07-24T14:12:51.882-04:00Are you from that other dimension where The Fashio...Are you from that other dimension where The Fashion Show on Bravo is called something weird like "Project Runaway?"Rick Dakanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00580726126596822890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-7602987149452555882009-07-24T13:09:29.283-04:002009-07-24T13:09:29.283-04:00Ha ha! The only other difference I've noticed ...Ha ha! The only other difference I've noticed between this dimension and the one from before is that I no longer want to watch any of the shows I had Tivo'd.<br /><br />What have I become???Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-35490047665159383322009-07-24T13:06:34.938-04:002009-07-24T13:06:34.938-04:00Holy crap. I think Rick's onto something here....Holy crap. I think Rick's onto something here. Get me to Vanatu, stat!Cassiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13526228213366026025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-382155259712383292009-07-24T09:32:22.878-04:002009-07-24T09:32:22.878-04:00It's pretty clear what happened here:
1) You ...It's pretty clear what happened here:<br /><br />1) You went to Vanuatu<br />2) At the top of that volcano you passed through an interdimensional rift<br />3) When you came back down, you were in an alternate dimension - the one the rest of us have been in our whole lives<br />4) The only difference between the two dimensions was the clutteredness of your living room<br /><br />Welcome to our happy home dimension, please enjoy you stay. And won't the alternate Beck and Matt be surprised when they get home to discover a messy living room! Joke's on them!<br /><br />If you have any further questions, please contact my quantum physicist.Rick Dakanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00580726126596822890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-36316140937533757732009-07-23T23:53:50.391-04:002009-07-23T23:53:50.391-04:00I am sooo with fraught's theory!
BTW, saw you ...I am sooo with fraught's theory!<br />BTW, saw you at Target today but didn't want you to think I'm now stalking you. :)missynallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09275733928125587687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-79509135943511584562009-07-23T18:19:49.640-04:002009-07-23T18:19:49.640-04:00Umm, Becky, I'm a little scared for you. Beca...Umm, Becky, I'm a little scared for you. Because either (1) she's lying (not to mention she was curt when she lied) or (2) that lawn dude did it and is going to send you a housekeeping invoice or (3) well, let's just say option #3 is too scarey to put in words.Lawyer Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04487040434589941351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-39477782464414094082009-07-23T11:47:51.829-04:002009-07-23T11:47:51.829-04:00Well, at least it's a nice switch to question ...Well, at least it's a nice switch to question how things got so clean instead of how they got so destroyed. At least that's what happens to me. The answer to the question is usually "Lily."<br /><br />There's a weird little part of me that would have been disappointed that FN did something so normal and non-passive aggressive. That's awful, I know!<br /><br />And yes, please don't move all my artfully arranged dishevelment. I meant to do that.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12346270516836690158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-71603145295737168132009-07-23T02:06:07.248-04:002009-07-23T02:06:07.248-04:00Good on you, Beck--you were believing the best! :)...Good on you, Beck--you were believing the best! :)<br /><br />Hey--didn't y'all get one of those Christmas elves sent to you over the holidays? Maybe it works as a cleaning fairy in the off season.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07969357513275063157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-49698760741283125992009-07-23T01:21:24.500-04:002009-07-23T01:21:24.500-04:00I think she did it but was too embarrassed to tell...I think she did it but was too embarrassed to tell you.Leciawphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10387890066375679646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-70741252186396134342009-07-23T00:18:15.277-04:002009-07-23T00:18:15.277-04:00Squid, fairy, I'll take it.
And I know, Fraug...Squid, fairy, I'll take it.<br /><br />And I know, Fraught, it seemed a little insistent to me. But that's a day in the life of knowing FN. She's still mastering most forms of human communication.<br /><br />I had this whole story in my head of how she tidied, and I convinced myself of it!Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-70057026525887404832009-07-22T23:52:23.725-04:002009-07-22T23:52:23.725-04:00I wasn't going to comment, but my word verific...I wasn't going to comment, but my word verification is "squid"--so I have to say: maybe you have a cleaning squid?Veronicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13098484108934155881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-9517305985749670992009-07-22T22:27:19.070-04:002009-07-22T22:27:19.070-04:00Maybe she's completely OCD and couldn't re...Maybe she's completely OCD and couldn't restrain herself. And then felt guilty, and is now LYING to you!!<br /><br />What's with "I don't move people's things around" anyway??? Like you were accusing her of eating your PMS chocolate stash. How about, "Not me - must've been the cleaning fairy"??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-38329653800059163982009-07-22T20:11:26.358-04:002009-07-22T20:11:26.358-04:00You have cleaning elves!!! That is so exciting. Se...You have cleaning elves!!! That is so exciting. Send them this way please.Michelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14995260386315141412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-55691283821904843482009-07-22T20:08:15.354-04:002009-07-22T20:08:15.354-04:00Y'know. When I read that bit about frenenemy ...Y'know. When I read that bit about frenenemy tidying up---I HAD MY DOUBTS!!!!!The Dental Mavenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04138994376843845343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-16310107435919847302009-07-22T19:36:20.504-04:002009-07-22T19:36:20.504-04:00Wow, I hope you give that Good Fairy of Tidying a ...Wow, I hope you give that Good Fairy of Tidying a huge honey cake.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-9559813117560307962009-07-22T19:10:39.000-04:002009-07-22T19:10:39.000-04:00And my word verification was "fringier."...And my word verification was "fringier." I always get the best words at your blog, Becky!Coffee with Cathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16267344646007108501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-54811295962004517582009-07-22T19:09:58.888-04:002009-07-22T19:09:58.888-04:00Oh, how funny! I want a straightening-up fairy, to...Oh, how funny! I want a straightening-up fairy, too.Coffee with Cathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16267344646007108501noreply@blogger.com