tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post708351296861855467..comments2023-10-07T03:12:02.883-04:00Comments on Suburban Matron: The Class We Bring to Every SituationBeckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-31270334021102705142011-08-12T12:20:45.343-04:002011-08-12T12:20:45.343-04:00Crystal, nooo! I am reformed!!
And oh my lord y&#...Crystal, nooo! I am reformed!!<br /><br />And oh my lord y'all, I should show you the pic my dad surreptitiously snapped in walmart. I would but it's too mean.Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-9122178624963106732011-08-12T11:53:33.286-04:002011-08-12T11:53:33.286-04:00Ok well, my only question is...did you park in the...Ok well, my only question is...did you park in the "stork" parking space?Crystal Keilers, that's me.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11259348270961318431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-59108169556821916722011-08-04T21:49:34.130-04:002011-08-04T21:49:34.130-04:00oh Lawdy. my son lost his one pair of shoes at th...oh Lawdy. my son lost his one pair of shoes at the beach last week and we went to walgreen's (barefoot) to replace them. With Lightning mcQueen flip flops, which he vandalized with a sharpie when we got home.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-40028989976165084652011-08-04T20:19:58.589-04:002011-08-04T20:19:58.589-04:00Grr! Things always show up the second they're ...Grr! Things always show up the second they're replaced. I think I learned something about that in physics.<br /><br />I love this story. What a fun little accidental social experiment. It makes me want to take my kids into Walmart with no shoes and see what transpires.Cassiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13526228213366026025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-22479054979234072152011-08-04T17:22:36.784-04:002011-08-04T17:22:36.784-04:00The other day I asked Seamus where his shoes were,...The other day I asked Seamus where his shoes were, and he looked at me quizzically and did a full shrug of his shoulders, putting his arms out and his palms up and everything. Then he resumed playing with his trucks.Veronicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17460212502492881040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-38784808285709947492011-08-04T15:18:54.021-04:002011-08-04T15:18:54.021-04:00I was going through some of Carter's old cloth...I was going through some of Carter's old clothes and there is a box with only one shoe in it. Why did I do that? And where did the other one go?Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12658627678879503495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-69664850366015449432011-08-04T12:40:43.394-04:002011-08-04T12:40:43.394-04:00I always wanted to be a freelance greeter at Walma...I always wanted to be a freelance greeter at Walmart. Step in front of the actual greeters just as they're about to do their greetin' and really GREET the folks, you know? Offer them a compliment, maybe a mint or a wet-nap. And then when the manager comes over to escort me off the premises, just tell him I'm offering a better service at a lower price.Hootiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04400434356203181107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-36869776863596303632011-08-04T12:29:38.136-04:002011-08-04T12:29:38.136-04:00Very funny post, Becky! And every bit is true. The...Very funny post, Becky! And every bit is true. The little Walmart lady must be obeyed. She stops me all the time, not for being shoeless, but when I bring a bag in from outside. I will say you were very gracious to her. You were a credit to your raising- unlike most of the People of Walmart. ha!delainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01519073646760104147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-63725096997499911752011-08-04T05:23:35.366-04:002011-08-04T05:23:35.366-04:00You can't let your kid run around shoeless in ...You can't let your kid run around shoeless in Walmart? Doesn't that mean the terrorists have won?thing1https://www.blogger.com/profile/10649571243495083688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-13853977526609809542011-08-04T02:29:16.534-04:002011-08-04T02:29:16.534-04:00Your standards are clearly slipping. I hate to see...Your standards are clearly slipping. I hate to see what happens when you hit forty. :)Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03313726816776097840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-85921771779468442612011-08-04T00:34:23.882-04:002011-08-04T00:34:23.882-04:00Seriously, that people of Walmart blog has pics of...Seriously, that people of Walmart blog has pics of people with no pants on shopping in there. NO PANTS!! Where are those greeters then, is what I wanna know.<br /><br />Ava and Nate ALWAYS lose their shoes, it drives me bananas. I wonder, why can't we just shoe them, like horses? Too much?<br /><br />At any rate, I'm glad you could accommodate Hank's refined tastes for less than $3. I was gonna bring up the time we all left to drive from ATL to NC and none of Hank's shoes made it into the car. But I'll leave that out. :)Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07969357513275063157noreply@blogger.com