tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post688404659672615099..comments2023-10-07T03:12:02.883-04:00Comments on Suburban Matron: Three Things I Should Have Seen ComingBeckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-16686803314257071722008-10-14T00:11:00.000-04:002008-10-14T00:11:00.000-04:00Hm, our dog rarely pukes. I'm convinced it's beca...Hm, our dog rarely pukes. I'm convinced it's because she is SO food obsessed that throwing up would be downright sacrilegious in her mind.<BR/><BR/>We were offered an obscene amount of money when we bought our house, too. To make the payments we would have all been naked, dirty, and starving. In the dark. But hey, we would have had a kickass house.Keelyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06323783519078200647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-75522917742248731692008-10-13T22:40:00.000-04:002008-10-13T22:40:00.000-04:00Koozie, Lorrie, koozie! I believe that's the accep...Koozie, Lorrie, koozie! I believe that's the accepted spelling, but it hasn't made it into the Oxford English Dictionary. Keeps the beer cool if you're sipping slowly. And more important, it allows you to accessorize your beverage.Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-76409147912158032852008-10-13T21:49:00.000-04:002008-10-13T21:49:00.000-04:00What is this thing called a "cozy" ? We don't hav...What is this thing called a "cozy" ? We don't have them here in the city. Does it keep the beer warm? Because usually we drink ours so fast there's no time for a change in temperature....Lorrie Veaseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05284186458837015052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-36529731257557517602008-10-13T16:54:00.000-04:002008-10-13T16:54:00.000-04:00yeah, we've been offering those crazy mortgages to...yeah, we've been offering those crazy mortgages too. it really puzzled me, especially considering how hard a time we have getting by paying a fraction of what we could have borrowed.Carriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05178926995057789119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-6934602971279325182008-10-12T21:40:00.000-04:002008-10-12T21:40:00.000-04:00Getting to say "sea monkey sex" was the secret poi...Getting to say "sea monkey sex" was the secret point of this post!<BR/><BR/>And thanks, Carrie, for understanding--the beer with the ribbon around it was totally adorable! Minnesota, as much as I love his name, I don't think we have room for Satan's Familiar. I've instituted a rule that we can have up to one dog at a time. Even the fish were kind of a strain. Not any more, of course.Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-57350932994633448722008-10-11T22:09:00.000-04:002008-10-11T22:09:00.000-04:00Hahaha! You said "sea monkey sex"!Hahaha! You said "sea monkey sex"!Cassiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13526228213366026025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-48534421025355756372008-10-11T22:02:00.000-04:002008-10-11T22:02:00.000-04:00Honey, do you have room for another dog? Given yo...Honey, do you have room for another dog? Given you're familiar with output? The Matron is looking for a home for Satan's Familiar, her new pup, who produces four times his tiny body weight in poop - in the house -- daily.<BR/><BR/>Whew on that mortgage. The 'arm' was discussed here, too. . . and got the thumbs down.Minnesota Matronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16565431067927240183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-20341097375465031172008-10-11T16:48:00.000-04:002008-10-11T16:48:00.000-04:00You are hilarious! I can relate on the dog puking...You are hilarious! I can relate on the dog puking incident...happened to us last weekend and I am pretty sure if someone handed me a beer with a ribbon around it I would forget everything else too. Totally understandable.<BR/>CarrieBuzzings of a Queen Bee!https://www.blogger.com/profile/01620329144708471804noreply@blogger.com