tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post4180794569375690141..comments2023-10-07T03:12:02.883-04:00Comments on Suburban Matron: I Am Like A Golden BuddhaBeckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-88542813200441719542012-02-05T21:13:11.555-05:002012-02-05T21:13:11.555-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Ninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11434203006496814327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-12092020839250315932012-02-05T17:40:20.968-05:002012-02-05T17:40:20.968-05:00sorry about the redundancy abovesorry about the redundancy aboveAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-74974864540093460652012-02-05T09:28:32.093-05:002012-02-05T09:28:32.093-05:00I am confused on so many levels! It sounds like t...I am confused on so many levels! It sounds like the hostess lives in Versailles. I am sure she doesn't need the extra $ she may or may not have raised from her party. Isn't this why people do these things like trunk shows, Pampered Chef and Stella and Dot? And the appeal of a spray tan? Gross! My sister had one at Christmas and I noticed she soiled all the white towels!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-83213516225856195252012-02-05T09:28:31.661-05:002012-02-05T09:28:31.661-05:00I am confused on so many levels! It sounds like t...I am confused on so many levels! It sounds like the hostess lives in Versailles. I am sure she doesn't need the extra $ she may or may not have raised from her party. Isn't this why people do these things like trunk shows, Pampered Chef and Stella and Dot? And the appeal of a spray tan? Gross! My sister had one at Christmas and I noticed she soiled all the white towels!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-80290761324316033642012-02-04T19:00:31.661-05:002012-02-04T19:00:31.661-05:00I wish we could all have a tanning party together....I wish we could all have a tanning party together. It would be a HOOTENANNY.<br /><br />AlGal those books sound hilarious. I have spent some time in a church choir!Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-61920015134613973242012-02-04T18:17:20.435-05:002012-02-04T18:17:20.435-05:00I love having a little window into the tanning par...I love having a little window into the tanning party. You are hysterically funny as always.puncturedbicyclehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05212233036487597597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-62223761505593832472012-02-04T12:47:19.253-05:002012-02-04T12:47:19.253-05:00The last two posts have been so much fun to read. ...The last two posts have been so much fun to read. The spray tan reminded me of these goofy books I've been reading (The Liturgical Mysteries by Mark Schweizer) in which one character--Noylene Something-or-other--owns and operates "Noylene's Beautifery and Dip & Tan" She has a setup (that she invented) where her customers are lowered into a vat of tanning solution. I believe Noylene does special "family nights" where you and up to four family members can tan together (simultaneously). You know what they say about the family that tans together... (A little plug for these books--if you have spent any time in a liturgical congregation, and ESPECIALLY if you have been part of the choir or staff in said congregation, you will find these books hilarious.)AlGalMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10079585115981856591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-69725703815854261602012-02-04T10:04:52.075-05:002012-02-04T10:04:52.075-05:00My favorite line, "The tanning lady was a pet...My favorite line, "The tanning lady was a petite blonde with a very friendly vibe and rubber gloves." I wish I could share the image in my head when I read that line.Michelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14995260386315141412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-13495083748091383012012-02-03T20:59:57.471-05:002012-02-03T20:59:57.471-05:00OMG, being spray tanned at a party, in someone'...OMG, being spray tanned at a party, in someone's giant bathroom, while the spray tan girl talks about trying to find a home church. This is why I want to move back South!Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05082424019547489889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-67420719241193531362012-02-03T20:16:39.903-05:002012-02-03T20:16:39.903-05:00Okay, the tanning party sounds kinda fun, in a koo...Okay, the tanning party sounds kinda fun, in a kooky, do-it-once-just-to-see-what-it's-like kinda way.Aimeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11061040044649042779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-32328827871604309462012-02-03T18:31:32.909-05:002012-02-03T18:31:32.909-05:00Oh my goodness I love your description of the bath...Oh my goodness I <i>love</i> your description of the bathroom. Great stuff. Did you get to wear a swimsuit or at least a tank top at the swim meet to show off your tan? Those pool areas are usually pretty warm . . .Cassihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04058787761575567910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-22713254848149316832012-02-03T17:37:41.759-05:002012-02-03T17:37:41.759-05:00Dang, I wish I lived near you to come to your tann...Dang, I wish I lived near you to come to your tanning party! I have always wanted one of those and have never done it. Maybe I'll go for it to get myself all prettied up for summer. I bet Matt was loving your toasty buns too!gretchenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00952840544630534206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-60633402022915373232012-02-03T16:51:57.952-05:002012-02-03T16:51:57.952-05:00I am in for a tanning party! My pasty white buns w...I am in for a tanning party! My pasty white buns want to give it a try ;)Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12658627678879503495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-46761128841582029592012-02-03T15:29:13.363-05:002012-02-03T15:29:13.363-05:00Fascinating story! Both were, actually. But we re...Fascinating story! Both were, actually. But we really, really need a picture of your tanned self as the proverbial cherry on top :)mommyandersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00971927020821538793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-35506583361714886962012-02-03T12:57:06.171-05:002012-02-03T12:57:06.171-05:00I love a faux tan and I love the idea of your toas...I love a faux tan and I love the idea of your toasty bun. Thanks for a great laugh out loud post!Lisa Lilienthalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03152500885897993371noreply@blogger.com