tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post3081964218754441988..comments2023-10-07T03:12:02.883-04:00Comments on Suburban Matron: Where's the Love?Beckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-59507921179271059852009-11-09T13:11:34.656-05:002009-11-09T13:11:34.656-05:00I'm a little jealous. That's some kind of ...I'm a little jealous. That's some kind of awesome crazy!<br />Fingers crossed that she becomes a new SM characther. Gold Mercedes Lady or somesuch.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12346270516836690158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-425012748132749092009-11-08T16:19:31.737-05:002009-11-08T16:19:31.737-05:00Ew. Classy broad.
I have never ever heard the ex...Ew. Classy broad. <br /><br />I have never ever heard the expression pigfuck. It's fantastic.Cassiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13526228213366026025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-78725127084026796422009-11-06T23:40:23.238-05:002009-11-06T23:40:23.238-05:00That woman definitely has "moving bubble synd...That woman definitely has "moving bubble syndrome." Unfortunately this bubble will get blown all to hell at the next school open house. Look out, mean bubble lady!Lawyer Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04487040434589941351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-35556802375480027142009-11-05T16:14:24.692-05:002009-11-05T16:14:24.692-05:00I think they are taking steps in that direction, L...I think they are taking steps in that direction, Lecia. Or at least Hank's school now lets people start arriving for drop off at 9:15, but I think most people (like me) stick to the 9:30 time.Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-13184092827203644202009-11-05T16:06:39.272-05:002009-11-05T16:06:39.272-05:00Wow that is quite a sad story. And really, the tw...Wow that is quite a sad story. And really, the two schools ought to talk, and separate the starting times.Leciawphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10387890066375679646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-13328786491524804862009-11-05T15:33:38.846-05:002009-11-05T15:33:38.846-05:00I might, Michele! I had never noticed her before, ...I might, Michele! I had never noticed her before, but now I'll have an eye out. Don't know if she'll know me or not. I am one of 80 million people driving my exact car at that school.Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-15446358065398698222009-11-05T14:48:54.886-05:002009-11-05T14:48:54.886-05:00Will you see here again on Friday? I mean, a gold...Will you see here again on Friday? I mean, a gold Mercedes won't be hard to miss. I must know.Michele Rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17030846420862437581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-76751920870809861482009-11-05T13:37:43.261-05:002009-11-05T13:37:43.261-05:00Exactly, Elle, you've got the picture. She cou...Exactly, Elle, you've got the picture. She couldn't get around on the right because of the curb. She pulled out to the left and drove completely around me. Maybe she thought the ostentatious honking would alert me to her presence. <br /><br />And I don't know why she threw her phone--that is, I don't know if she meant to do exactly that, or if she was going to flip me off or something and just flung her phone. After I got over being ticked off, it was funny.Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-38431463423214726882009-11-05T13:16:47.612-05:002009-11-05T13:16:47.612-05:00Wait, hold on: In throwing the cell phone at the ...Wait, hold on: In throwing the cell phone at the passenger side, she was throwing it in yr direction? So, you & your car were at the front of the line, with your left-turn signal on, and she pulled around you in a huff, flipping you her cell phone, <b>on your left?</b> I mean, I could see being huffy and pulling around right because of wanting to get around, but <i>you could have been taking an opening in the road that she could not see and you would have <b>turned right into her.</b>.</i> <br /><br />This is a case of what men call <i>Women Driving.</i> Someone needs to bring her in for a Come to Jesus talk on a number of levels. We can throw her into a hard chair & shine a light in her eyes. My god.Ellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06803732363292861944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-82480689496091293182009-11-05T10:52:46.599-05:002009-11-05T10:52:46.599-05:00And of course, as a newspaper reporter, I am now c...And of course, as a newspaper reporter, I am now cringing as I notice the misplaced modifying phrase at the beginning of my previous post. This is why I miss having an editor!Coffee with Cathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16267344646007108501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-55742832300812161192009-11-05T10:50:32.935-05:002009-11-05T10:50:32.935-05:00This reminds me that as a newspaper reporter writi...This reminds me that as a newspaper reporter writing about school news, the parents who were the most rude, arrogant and uncooperative were those whose schools had the words "Bible" and "Christian" in them. I'm just saying ...Coffee with Cathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16267344646007108501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-31114167930240718232009-11-05T07:54:45.292-05:002009-11-05T07:54:45.292-05:00When I was reading this I was thinking--wasn't...When I was reading this I was thinking--wasn't she just also dropping off a child at the same place--and sure enuf you confirmed that. I'm amazed!Michele Rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17030846420862437581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-33773361499712901762009-11-05T07:38:13.512-05:002009-11-05T07:38:13.512-05:00Cut her some slack...she was probably pressed for ...Cut her some slack...she was probably pressed for time on her way to her tennis engagement or her morning Starbucks coffee clotch with her girlfriends. She's IMPORTANT!!The Dental Mavenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04138994376843845343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-59052580366978427222009-11-05T03:08:06.225-05:002009-11-05T03:08:06.225-05:00Oh physics is a tricky little thing isn't it? ...Oh physics is a tricky little thing isn't it? Shame the window hadn't been down. That would have been super cool!Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07596650736290691630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-27254312029841649092009-11-04T22:23:45.914-05:002009-11-04T22:23:45.914-05:00Wow. That is all I can say.Wow. That is all I can say.Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01082701861586084381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-3509838053509156812009-11-04T20:35:23.937-05:002009-11-04T20:35:23.937-05:00wow, great post. it just really captures the mode...wow, great post. it just really captures the modern south.melondonkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02818146576436658055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-44096566239967008742009-11-04T19:32:04.935-05:002009-11-04T19:32:04.935-05:00pigfuck. will add to vocab asap.pigfuck. will add to vocab asap.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-64823271622788004132009-11-04T19:27:23.637-05:002009-11-04T19:27:23.637-05:00Gee, I just hope that the acid spill didn't ru...Gee, I just hope that the acid spill didn't ruin the leather in her gold Mercedes. I had to laugh out loud at the visual of her flinging her cell phone at you. Wow, you really never have any dull moments, do you? Great post!!Maggiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00879981735515382112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-75653891035995727722009-11-04T18:56:54.327-05:002009-11-04T18:56:54.327-05:00Ha! It's like she was Naomi Campbell and you ...Ha! It's like she was Naomi Campbell and you were her maid... but there was a car window or two between you.Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04846002743342187643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-80121196019450288462009-11-04T17:35:50.729-05:002009-11-04T17:35:50.729-05:00She threw her phone??? OH how I wish her window h...She threw her phone??? OH how I wish her window had been down too. What a nut job...probably a future PTA president though. :)The Stiletto Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10206822797293852486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-2891906259309944062009-11-04T16:23:37.897-05:002009-11-04T16:23:37.897-05:00You never know what physics is up to, do you? You ...You never know what physics is up to, do you? You are hilarious! It's funny how irrational people can be, and get all angry with you as if YOU can control it all. It shows you how much stress people are under, and when all that finds an outlet--look out!<br /><br />That said, I think it'd be interesting to approach her at the next parent meeting or whatever and just see how awkward it is! Jason was taking Ava to school one day and a lady honked and gestured at him from her car. Of course, it turned out that they were BOTH going to the school, and we see her pretty much every day. So they had to talk. Jason relishes those kind of awkward moments, he takes a strange delight in them. Like, "okay, how are you gonna handle this now that I'm not anonymous?"<br /><br />SO SO funny about the cell phone thing!!Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07969357513275063157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-5294584015690123472009-11-04T15:28:04.401-05:002009-11-04T15:28:04.401-05:00Hahhahah! Goose poop alert. You totally have your...Hahhahah! Goose poop alert. You totally have your priorities in the proper alignment, ma'am.Keelyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06323783519078200647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-22202413658572909652009-11-04T13:38:07.356-05:002009-11-04T13:38:07.356-05:00Is it wrong that I, too was hoping that her window...Is it wrong that I, too was hoping that her window was down? How awesome if she would have had to stop and get out and retrieve her phone. Maybe a goose would have pooped on her. Even better!danajkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07262465137225394325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6328138894440374230.post-44729609140895542142009-11-04T13:28:40.627-05:002009-11-04T13:28:40.627-05:00That is some kind of crazy! Damn physics, ruining...That is some kind of crazy! Damn physics, ruining days.Jennihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03776942311638100226noreply@blogger.com